•   Alex watching the hot air balloon fly over our house: "Daddy, let's go in the hot air balloon!" Jeff: "Do you notice how they are up there and we're down here?" Alex: "Let's get the ladder, Daddy!! Get the ladder!" 

  •   "Mom! Let's pump a rock!" (I have NO idea what this means or where it came from, but there it is, folks).‎       
  •    Sitting at his desk looking at a magazine, "Look, Dad, I'm reading!"
  •   "Hmmmm, where's the zebra?" (pretending not to see it in the book we're reading). "Oh there it is! I found you, Zebra. " -Alexander Jack Newman